Shake and Bake Meth

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Combine these ingredients in the right order to make meth. If you mess one thing up; however, they will explode. Its a new gameshow, coming to Fox.

Combine these ingredients in the right order to make meth. If you mess one thing up; however, they will explode. It's a new gameshow, coming to Fox.

The number seven item on Google Hot Trends today is “how to make shake and bake meth.” I’m not joking. Now, the Google Hot Trends aren’t the 100 most searched for terms on Google: they are the terms rising fastest. Still, that’s a little unsettling. Why is shake and bake meth suddenly so popular?

Now, since I am committed to doing the research and bringing it back here, regardless of what FBI Lists I may land myself on in the process, I’ve Googled “how to make shake and bake meth.”

And lemme tell you, some crazy shit is going on.

According to MSN.com, this “new meth formula avoids anti-drug laws.” Now it seems there are no reasons not to do meth! But wait, before you run down to the police station screaming, “I’m high on shake and bake meth! There’s nothing you motherfuckas can do to me!” Let’s be clear: the meth isn’t legal, it’s just harder to prevent people from making it.

From the article:

The “shake-and-bake” approach has become popular because it requires a relatively small number of pills of the decongestant pseudoephedrine — an amount easily obtained under even the toughest anti-meth laws that have been adopted across the nation to restrict large purchases of some cold medication.

Now, my girlfriend Kara used to work at Walgreens, and she’s told me various stories of wasted druggies coming in, claiming colds so severe they need five or six boxes of the 24 Hour Sudafed. Usually these people are denied this purchase, but now, they won’t be deterred.

The Internet is really changing things, though. Used to, if you wanted to know how to make an illegal drug, you’d have to ask your illegal drug buddies. Now, you can just go to Google, one of America’s finest corporations, and they’ll tell you. And now, I’m telling you.

All you have to do is get the ingredients, get in your car, start driving around, and following the instructions below. Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, a five star recipe for making meth that I found on the Internet:

1. Get a bottle.

2. Put a bunch of baking soda in it.

3. Pour vinegar inside.

4. Do not screw on the cap or it will explode.

Happy mething!


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  1. hey i followed this recipe and filterd it and snorted it and it didnt wok at all….lol just kidding but some stupid drugie would try it though…thats a good one


    February 22, 2010 at 5:43 pm

  2. You’re right. It’s probably a lawsuit waiting to happen.

    Greg Karber

    February 26, 2010 at 12:36 am

  3. LOL… ok that was kinda funny.

    johnny thompson

    April 2, 2010 at 4:53 am

  4. hey,Superb blogging dude! i am just Tired of using RSS feeds and do you use twitter?so i can follow you there:D.
    PS:Do you considered putting video to your blog to keep the people more interested?I think it works.Sincerely, Ella Bacus

    Ella Bacus

    May 21, 2010 at 12:34 am

  5. Very common here in Sacramento, if you touch those lithium strips to water in any way you might as well make a reservation at the local burn center for about six months. Very volatile mix, and the leftover bottles are highly toxic and caustic.


    May 1, 2012 at 9:15 pm

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