Some of the Craziest, Weirdest, and Most Contradictary Bible Verses I Could Find

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Here they are, arranged for maximum effect without commentary. (All quotes are from the New International Version.)

Psalms 104:5 He set the earth on its foundations; it can never be moved.

Matthew 5:22But anyone who says, ‘You fool!’ will be in danger of the fire of hell.

Luke 11:40You foolish people!

Matthew 23:17You blind fools!

Leviticus 19:27 Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard.

Deuteronomy 23:1 No one who has been emasculated by crushing or cutting may enter the assembly of the LORD.

Leviticus  20:18 If a man lies with a woman during her monthly period and has sexual relations with her, he has exposed the source of her flow, and she has also uncovered it. Both of them must be cut off from their people.

Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Leviticus 19:19 Keep my decrees. ‘Do not mate different kinds of animals. ‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. ‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.

Deuteronomy 25:11-12 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.

1 Timothy 2:9 I also want women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, not with braided hair or gold or pearls or expensive clothes.

Leviticus 11:10 But all creatures in the seas or streams that do not have fins and scales–whether among all the swarming things or among all the other living creatures in the water–you are to detest.

Leviticus 11:7-8 And the pig, though it has a split hoof completely divided, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you. You must not eat their meat or touch their carcasses; they are unclean for you.

John 9:39 Jesus said, “For judgment I have come into this world

John 12:47 For I did not come to judge the world, but to save it

2 Kings 2:23-24 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. “Go on up, you baldhead!” they said. “Go on up, you baldhead!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

Ecclesiastes 10: 19 A feast is made for laughter, and wine makes life merry, but money is the answer for everything.


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  1. Feel free to share more in the comments!

    Greg Karber

    February 6, 2010 at 6:06 pm

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  3. Cool of you to take the time sharing this with us, I for one appriciate it

    Adria Staudinger

    March 21, 2010 at 7:57 am

  4. I am Ill of muslims stating that America isn’t really a Christian nation


    September 4, 2010 at 2:09 pm

  5. I love the one from Kings, one before the end. The guy who originally wrote it must have had a pretty surreal imagination.

    “So they call him bald, he calls down a curse. Hmmm, lemme think, what would God do…


    Awesome, just awesome.

    Lucy Lowe

    September 7, 2010 at 6:01 am

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