Bad News for Wheel of Fortune Fans

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Vanna White has checked into rehab. Apparently, she’d blown her entire life savings on $250 vowels. Vowel addiction is a rare but debilitating disease, suffered They found her in a back-alley, turning more than letters, giving you-know-what for Ys, and that’s twice as sad because those are only sometimes vowels.

The clinic she checked into is named Kcfftsfghqwz. (They didn’t want to tempt her.) Her publicist has issued a statement, it reads, “M clnt wshs to mntn hr prvc.”

We wish her th bst.

Vanna White, Recovering Vowel Addict


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  1. aaaaaaahahahaha!


    February 27, 2010 at 12:53 pm

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