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Five Reasons America Should Blow Up the Moon

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1. To give us an unobstructed view of space.

2. Because Neil Armstrong is a douche bag.

3. To show the Chinese we’ve still got it.

4. Atomic explosions look really cool.

5. In the words of mountaineer George Mallory, when asked why he chose to climb Mount Everest: “Because it’s there.”

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Written by Greg Karber

June 12, 2011 at 9:55 pm

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