Top 5 Lady GaGa Rumors

Subject of more rumors than the latest iPhone

1. That she is a man.

2. That her real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.

2. That she killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.

3. That she choked to death on a ham sandwich and was replaced by the winner of Paul McCartney look-alike contest.

4. That she purchased the elephant man’s bones for use in her latest stage show.

5. That her head is cryogenically frozen and stored underneath Space Mountain.